glitterigabi:

unpretty:

i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. “i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,” he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.

This is the opposite of a creepypasta

3timesweekly:

3timesweekly:

Broke af teacher has $2 to their name. Can y’all help me raise $150?

Hey y’all I literally have $2 (pic below). Please help me raise the funds necessary for groceries, a bus pass, and some money just to have in my account to keep a tiny bit of wiggle room.

I’ve had to spend $75 recently on school supplies.

Please find it in your hearts and bank accounts to help a teacher out.

Donate through:

Paypal – paypal.me/tiezesty

Venmo – tietie

Cash app – $tiezesty

11/13/18 6:00 PM, still need a tremendous about of help and donations!