Betty Deville of Rugrats fame was THE biggest dyke in town and Howard was a gay twink. Their marriage was a union of solidarity for the tax benefits and also because they didn’t want to fight the homophobic adoption system to have kids.
imagine if u go to fuck rock lee and he takes off his clothes and there’s this thing wrapped around his dick so he takes that off as well and when it drops, it cracks the floor and you realise he wears a dick weight like what would u do
Imagine going to the store and buying a piece of fruit
What does that have to do with getting dicked down?
do yall remember those two little white boys in super smash bros brawl who would scream pecan ice and pecan butter or whatever it was they were yelling?? i hated them so much they used to get me in so much trouble when i would stay up late and play nintendo because no matter how low the volume on the damn tv was my mom would hear their shill ass voices going PECAN ICE PECAN BUTTER from all the way down the hall in her room and tell me to go to bed i will never forgive them