medusabraids:

can someone PLEASE eat my co-[sound of car passing by]

babybastardmorelike:

I only have two brain cells and ones for being horny and ones for being dysphoric

tsundereglados:

tsundereglados:

I’m phobic

Just scared

explosionsofellie:

expectation: lots of sex, partying, and fancy clothes

reality: constantly horny, nights at home, and poor