thoughtslostandfound:

All food service workers should 100% be entitled to free ass meals on the job. Not discounted, not half off. Free.

isashi-nigami:

bunjywunjy:

keatulie:

scottish wildcats look as if a witch w/ glasses turned themselves into a cat

McGonagall

That’s literally her description in the book

just-call-me-vendetta:

jehovahhthickness:

Y’ALL

🤣🤣🤣

thespectacularspider-girl:

the-man-who-sold-za-warudo:

filthyshitpostingfujoshi:

filthyshitpostingfujoshi:

joner:

waluigf:

joner:

Name one person who jacks off more than me

this guy

I said a PERSON, not a legend

THE GOD RETURNS TO MY DASH

ooh I almost forgot
Fun Facts about Masanobu

• He has at least one two hour jack off training sessions each day while his GF cooks breakfast
• He has a girlfriend
• His girlfriend is fine with has jacking off habits as she herself isn’t too into having sex
• She will happily time him
• He has held the title since 2008
• You will never be as cool as this man

holy prostate i can’t even find someone to reply back to me and this guys got his girl timing his jerk sessions

estelles-remade:

i wanna be as peaceful as the moon