It’s Not Fair that gay porn has more spice n’ passion than lesbian porn
It’s also so clearly for heterosexual men like I’ve literally seen them slap the clit. Like slap it like it was stealing money out your purse. That’s not sexy! That’s just weird and violent.
all lesbian porn is is stupidly long acrylics and high heels in bed 😦
lesbian porn has no business sucking the way it does. these girls out here punching each other’s coochies and tryna tell me that’s a geniune orgasm.
literally chompin on each other’s clits like
and being like ‘YEAH! YEAH? YOU LIKE THAT ? YEAAAAHH?’
“You want this PUSSAY doncha HUH??”
lesbian porn actress: passionate love scene? no problem
pixar really had to hardcore yank tony’s ‘i smoke a line of cocaine behind the school dumpster during second period’ character design to replace it with a facetuned love interest from a disney channel original movie . u already kno some pixar director mustve went back to the source material and noticed tony’s busted ass face and they had to scrap that shit immediately . he was literally too ugly to allow even a trace of his original face associate w/ the masterpiece they were abt to be making . rebooted his whole ass face then gave him his dark turtleneck and called it a day smh . mess
i’m screaming at the people reblogging this and saying that new tony is generic and old tony had some “character” like why do you people think that a man being ugly means he has personality . tony circa 2004 looks like he’d piss in the bushes outside your mom’s house and new tony looks like he’d wait 57 minutes for his food at a restaurant and still be nice to the waiter because they’re “just doing their best”. accept that pixar pulled the gag of the century and gave us the tony we deserve
pixar, completely remodeling tony’s clapped face: fuck a bitch named consistent character design and maintenance of the integrity of the original work. new tony is going to look like he would pay $60 for a gram of weed whether you losers like it or NOT
“girl this duck black as hell” is my favorite comment ever
This is from the show ‘Alfred J Kwak’. The girl is called Winnie (named after Winnie Mandela) and in the show she’s an immigrant from ‘Homeland’ where black ducks are violently oppressed by colonist white geese. When she’s introduced her and her family are refugees trying to find asylum in ‘Great Waterland’, but face opposition from the racist government.
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