mysticalcoffeequeen:

mixedberryblast:

White writers trying to describe someone as black instead of just saying they’re black: “sho thang girlfriend!” She said niggerishly as she popped her gum and ran her many ringed fingers thru her beautiful nappy kinky halo of ethnic hair that also had two cornrows on the sides, “ain’t not thang butta chicken wang!” We both cackled, she louder and more boisterous than me.

We sat by the poolside. My peachy skin caught a flattering golden tan while hers darkened to a dark chocolate color in the sun as She savored her freshly carved watermelon. That’s always been her favorite fruit. “Tynesha” I said “I’m about to go for a dip, wanna join?”

“Oh Hell naw” her big black lips smacked “Gurl bye you know I can’t swim, ain’t nobody got time fo dat”

sridevi:

*sitting with relatives at a family function*

some aunty: what type of girl do you like? i know tons of girls who would make you happy!

when are you going to find a wife?

🙂

me,

on my phone with the brightness turned all the way down, scrolling past a gifset of a gaped butthole: 

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