MCU Killmonger in a nutshell
Ya king? WHACK!
His suit? WHACK!
His herb? WHACK!
His fightstance? WHACK!
The way he never, ever helps niggas from the hood? WHACK!
Me? I’m tight as FUCK!
Tag: PLEASE
Beyoncé: *purchases new laptop and uses it for the first time*
The FBI Agent that’s assigned to her:
Me asking for customer’s IDs and rejecting service when I see their name on the aphobe block list
my favorite part of flying home to texas is when the pilot yells YEEEEE HAWWWW WE’RE IN TEXAS NOW BOYS and fires his revolvers into the roof of the cockpit.
mood
Person: Meet me here at 9:00
Me: *leaves at 8:59*
Me: Damn the traffic is so bad
when you aren’t getting enough attention at the orgy (or in general)
me:stands up
my blood vessels: what the
FUCK
did you just do
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