What’s better than one blunt?

i have no fucking clue why a child was living under that dumpster but im glad that soldier’s first instinct was to light him the fuck up

you:

me:

me when someone hits me up offering to bring some weed over, ripping me out of my depression stupor:

Therapist: I see sadness in your eyes

Me: that my sharingan

emma-velocirapity:

hungwy:

Astrology posts are great and all but the real truth is hidden in fortune cookies

Fortune cookie says my pussy is tight

jolting awake @ 3AM mood

me, awake suddenly: what.. the fuck
my body: water
me: what?
my body, louder: Woter

refriedbeams:

jukadiiex2:

bussykween:

fvace:

blu-iv:

Lmaoooooooooooo

OMG

i need to mythbust this one for y’all….

whatthefawxblogs:

look at this helpful asmr goblin

yeah quick question what the fresh fuck