venusinlesbian:

When the hoe from salvation army glances at me

golfgalaxy:

i hacked animal crossing pocket camp & now i can drink lean and fly

earthnation:

so many gays on grindr looking for eggplants and peaches it’s like…. just go to the store?

yarter:

Her: I need an ugly nigga that ca-

Me:

barbieofcolour:

ludacris: if u aint got no money take your broke ass home!!!

me: 

lambrini-socialism:

mynormalusernamewasalreadytaken:

hotcommunist:

I’m in kfc. ….

Coward